Meet Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock: A silly kid at heart daydreamer with a huge appetite.

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The television MUST be on before I hop in the shower. 

I always have a black hair tie around my right wrist. 

It cannot be around my left wrist. Just my right. 

I am such a gullible person.

Like today, I went to my boyfriend’s workplace to drop off some boba for him. His friend/co-worker and manager told me he was in the back with the CEO. He was in trouble. I’m like seriously? No joke? Went on to say… The cops are coming. He is getting deported. My face was like O.O. I was about to cry. Of course, it was a joke. Hahahaha. Boyfriend laughed at me and gave me a hug. Anadear too…she just shook her head. Sigh. Ahah.

When I get a fountain drink….

I have to pop the “bubbles” on the caps AFTER taking my first sip. 

I have fucking road rage. 

Here is an example:

“motherfuckerpieceofshitbitchcan’tevenfuckingdrivefuckingassholefuckingBITCH.”

Then, sometimes the middle finger if it is really dumb. 

I am such a crybaby. 

Especially cheesy corny lovey dovey stuff.

HEHHEHE, it’s just SO CUTE. 

In movies too. OH.MY.GOD. 

I cried five fucking times…watching Toy Story 3. 

Yep.

I used to play Grand Theft Auto to release my anger.

To my new followers…

My full name is Jennifer All-Saints Ly. (JASLY) 

Yes, it is really All-Saints. My parents…well…are… just a tad insane. Haha, I honestly don’t know why…all I know is that was the name of the hospital in Fort Worth where I was born. 

It is very unique! I thought it was dumb at first but you know what?! I LOVE IT! (: 

Oh and my full Vietnamese name is Trinh Thuy Ly.

I absolutely hate when people call me Jenny. I don’t know why. It just bugs the shit out of me. That is not my name! It gives me the chills. You can call me Jen! I am okay with that but Jenny? NOPE.

I tend to have water bottles everywhere in my room and my car. It is either half empty and just empty. I feel like the water is not good anymore. It is a big habit.

Haha, what the hell is wrong with me?

I have to sleep with a lot of blankets. Like three or four. I feel so comfy and oddly safe.

I want my lovely followers to get to know me. That is why I’m doing this. I also want to get to know you! Don’t be shy! Just say HELLO! (:

To be continue….

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